1)i was on a date with a short Indian man. our date was ruined by everyone i know tagging along and butting in. sitting at our dinner table. going on a walk with us. peering around the corner everywhere. creepies.
2)i read all of Catcher in the Rye in one day.
these are entirely better than the dreams i've been having and now all i want to do is read Catcher in the Rye again.